• TOO MUCH (grade 5)

Teacher: Now that we are learning more about numbers and calculation, we could do Maths during the next period.

Pupil: Oh, teacher, please let us die naturally, don't teach us to death!

•      NEPRAVILNI GLAGOLI

Infinitive:let; Past Simple: let; Past Participle: let; Značenje: letjeti

Infinitive: lose; Past Simple: - Past Participle: found

•    GLAGOLSKA VREMENA

Teacher: 'She is walking in the park. – Koje je to vrijeme?'

Pupil: 'Noć je.' 

•     MEN&WOMEN

Mia: 'I go to school,

         my dad is a good fool.'

Teacher: 'Mia, pa što si to napisala?'

Mia: 'Mmmm, pa ne znam.'

Teacher: 'A tko ti je pomagao pisati zadaću?'

Mia: 'Mama'

• CROWN

Statue of Liberty is a statue of a woman holding a corn.

• KINEZI ILI RUSI?

Najviše ljudi na svijetu govori kineski jer Kineza ima k'o Rusa.

• ICE-CREAM

I went to the city center to buy ice-scream.

• IDENTITY CONFUSION

Teacher: Who was Martin Luther King?

Pupil: Well, he was a ....... king. He put something on the door in Germany...

• COAT OF ARMS

This is a coach of arms:

• CJENOVNIK

Teacher: Na ispitima imate samo broj bodova, nisam ih ocijenila.

Pupil: A hoćete li nam pokazati cjenovnik za ocjene?