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“The Lighter Side“
sense witin NONsense
THE JOB
A woman was being interviewed for a job.
“You understand that before we can offer
You a position, you must take a short test.“
“Of course,“ she answered.
“Well, how much is two plus two?
“Four.“
A second applicant entered the room. After
A short interview, the recruiter asked, “Are
You ready for the test?“
“Yes.“
“Well, how much is two plus two?“
The applicant answered, “whatever the
boss says it is.“
The second applicant got the job.
THE REBEL
A big guy walked into the crowded bar and
yelled, “Is there a fellow by the name of
Murphy here?“
A little fellow stood up and said, “I'm
Murphy.“
The big guy grabbed him and beat him
up. He cracked five of his ribs, broke his
nose, and gave him two black eyes. He flung
him down on the floor and stomped out.
After he had gone, the little fellow
propped himself up, saying softly, “I sure
made a fool of that guy. I'm not Murphy!
Ha, ha!“
It’s a Mystery!
Below is a mathematical mystery. To solve it, carefully follow the step-by-step instructions below and your answer will always be correct.
1. Write the number of the month you were born in.
2. Multiply this number by two and add five to your answer.
3. Multiply your last answer by fifty.
4. Now add your age.
5. Subtract 365.
6. Now add 115.
The first part of the answer will be the month of your birthday and the last part your age.
It’s a Mystery!Below is a mathematical mystery. To solve it, carefully follow the step-by-step instructions below and your answer will always be correct.
1. Write the number of the month you were born in.
2. Multiply this number by two and add five to your answer.
3. Multiply your last answer by fifty.
4. Now add your age.
5. Subtract 365.
6. Now add 115.
The first part of the answer will be the month of your birthday and the last part your age.
